Dawn French says her breasts are starting to resemble a sad dog looking at you

Dawn French has moaned that her giant breasts are starting to resemble a “sad dog looking at you” because they are going “southwards”.

The comedian boasts an enormous 42G cup size and although she has always enjoyed having such large boobs as she gets older they are becoming more problematic.

Dawn, 64, says as her breasts have drooped so her nipples now point downwards and if she stands in the mirror looking at her mammoth mammaries they look like a miserable mutt who is pleading with their owner to take them out.

She said: “If the full bra is off and I’ve smartened myself up and had a flannel wash.

"If I look straight on – and I love them, really love them, they’ve gone southwards a little bit now, but I don’t mind that, it’s all in the name of bosoms – they look a little bit like a sad dog looking at you.

“You know when a dog is going, ‘Please let me out, please let me out.’

That’s the feeling I get when I look at my areola and nipple area. It’s like the eyes of a needy dog.”

Dawn – who is married to charity executive Marl Bignell and was previously wed to Comic Relief founder Lenny Henry – still enjoys having such huge “bouncy” boobs, but admits there have always been challenges with being so blessed in the chest area.

She said: “I’m very, very fond of my t*ts, I love them, I’ve very fond of them, they’re big, they’re bouncy, they are a little playground for me and others to enjoy but I sort of wish they could screw on and screw off.

"So you can have them when you need them, or when they’re desired.

“I haven’t been able to do running since I was about six when they turned up.

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I’ve never been able to wear a spaghetti strap dress because I have to wear a big thick bra.

“Nobody, but nobody, makes a bra that is comfortable, nobody. I’ve tried all of them.

I’ve tried expensive ones, cheap ones, the ones that they say are miracle ones, the non-wire, the under-wire, every evening I want to get it off me.

There are just days when I wish they weren’t there and other days when I’m very glad they are.”

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